Brittaney Griner gets her Wish:  Nine Years Without Having to Take a Knee Because of the National Anthem

Brittaney Griner gets her Wish:  Nine Years Without Having to take a Knee Because of the National Anthem

These could really be her thoughts:

“Russian authorities say Griner will be given special tasks around the penal colony, such as reaching things on high shelves, pruning the tops of trees, and breaking large rocks into little rocks.

“I just want to say thank you to Vladimir Putin for saving me from the racist hellhole that is the United States, if only for 9 years,” said Griner.

At publishing time, President Biden proposed bringing Griner back home by exchanging her for Hunter Biden.

She has stated many times how much she hates our nation.  Now it is being discussed that she gets traded back to the U.S.  Why would she want that?  We would give Russia an infamous arms dealer to terrorists and pro-fascist armies.   Again, does she want to come back to the U.S. or maybe be released in China or Cuba instead, governments she has NOT denounced.

Brittney Griner Rewarded With 9 Years Of Not Hearing The U.S. National Anthem

BabylonBee.com, 8/4/22 

MOSCOW — WNBA star Brittney Griner has been found guilty of drug trafficking charges in Russia. The judge has sentenced Griner to 9 years in a Russian penal colony where she will never have to hear America’s national anthem being played.

“I’m thrilled with this ruling,” said Griner to reporters. “For 9 years I will be free from the systemic racism of America and will never have to hear that awful national anthem being played. I look forward to living out the next decade far away in beautiful Russia.”

Sources close to Griner say she is also thrilled that she got the exact same sentence a man would have gotten for the exact same crime. “In Russia, they really seem to care about closing the sentencing gap between men and women,” she said.

Russian authorities say Griner will be given special tasks around the penal colony, such as reaching things on high shelves, pruning the tops of trees, and breaking large rocks into little rocks.

“I just want to say thank you to Vladimir Putin for saving me from the racist hellhole that is the United States, if only for 9 years,” said Griner.

At publishing time, President Biden proposed bringing Griner back home by exchanging her for Hunter Biden.

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Comments

  1. It’s interesting to me that after bad-mouthing and denigrating the country that’s given her so much, she desperately wants the state department to bail her out of Russian prison.

  2. Otis Needleman says

    Sadly, there will be a deal for her soon. Griner will return, cursing the USA for not getting her out sooner. Next year she will get the Presidential Medal of Freedom for her “ordeal”. Vlad, do us a solid, keep her in Russia. Thanks!

  3. Mary M. Cunningham says

    Hopefully the above article is a parody. Freedom of speech protected her in the US and all citizens should be protected and helped by our government even if they are uneducated and hateful. Unfortunately if you are a conservative or question Fauci’s science the same right does not apply to you. This country is at a turning point where the government is not trusted and fear is becoming the norm. The destruction of our country and it’s ideals is being accomplished from within. The only thing that makes me smile is that historically traitors are the first to be eliminated by the new rulers as they can not be trusted !

  4. Mary M. Cunningham I loved the very last sentence in your comment. So true!

  5. Ronni Redmond says

    Unfortunately the price we’ll have to pay for the return of this “ungrateful citizen” is an exchange of some undesirables from Russia who will return to their homeland to continue to do whatever it is they do. What Griner will do with her new found freedom is a crapshoot. I’m not holding my breath it will bring about any changes in her psyche, but I’d like to think she’d be banned from representing our country in the future.

  6. I did not know this article was a parody until the
    Babylon Bee by-line was listed. Great satire is
    often closer to the truth than reality.

    Thanks to Steve Frank for publishing this.

  7. The country that defends personal and intellectual property because of the Constitution is the one she flips off.

    OK, let her do the time and when she gets back here let’s see how arrogant she will be.

  8. Seriously this addic has issues…

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