‘Never Has America Faced A Greater Threat Than Donald Trump,’ Says Guy Who Started Two Wars And Shot A Dude In The Face

While this is satire—it is the truth.  Dick Cheney loved wars.  Under him as VP, we passed the first of the fascist bills, name The Patriot Act.  It was anything but patriotic, just as the Inflation Reduction Act is anything but an income reduction act and freedom reduction Act.

“”Donald Trump is an evil reprobate and a big meanie, and a danger to our Constitutional rights,” growled the retired politician who orchestrated the brutal torture of hundreds of detainees who were held without trial. “We must make sure he never gets elected to office again. And also, vote for my daughter, Liz.”

I wonder if on August 16 Liz Cheney will claim voter fraud as the reason she lost her congressional seat—or if she will use the loss on August 17 to announce she wants to embarrass herself nationally and run for President.

Never Has America Faced A Greater Threat Than Donald Trump,’ Says Guy Who Started Two Wars And Shot A Dude In The Face

BabylonBee.com, 8/5/22  

WILSON, WY — Former Vice President Dick Cheney, who famously started two wars in the Middle East and shot a dude in the face while hunting, now says Donald Trump is the greatest threat America has ever faced.

“Donald Trump is an evil reprobate and a big meanie, and a danger to our Constitutional rights,” growled the retired politician who orchestrated the brutal torture of hundreds of detainees who were held without trial. “We must make sure he never gets elected to office again. And also, vote for my daughter, Liz.”

Political consultants applauded Liz Cheney for her brilliant move of tapping one of the most hated politicians in history to help boost her political chances. Initial polling indicates her approval has climbed .0000002 percentage points since Dick Cheney’s statement.

“If there’s a singular figure universally adored by every hard-working American, it’s Dick Cheney,” said a spokesperson for the campaign. “We are grateful for his endorsement, and look forward to seeing her represent the citizens of Wyoming.”

Trump was quick to respond to Cheney’s statement, saying “Poor little Dick Cheney! He’s so mad that I got elected president instead of him. Boo hoo! Maybe he should stop shooting dudes in the face! Sorry, Dick!”

At publishing time, Liz Cheney’s approval dipped again after her Dad accidentally shot another dude in the face.

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Comments

  1. Treva Bennett says

    At one time I liked Dick. My opinion changed as I matured but I respected him to a degree. On the other hand his offspring were not admired. I knew his daughter was primed and loaded by daddy. She’s a chip off the old block with the same personality. She thinks she knows better than the peons. I consider her a traitor to the party and certainly to President Trump. Oh she has the backing of some of the old globalist crew. She’s collected money from some Democrats. She and daddy are planning on moving into the WhiteHouse. They figure she’s so popular now with both parties shes gonna win. That dirty commercial of Cheney’s really lets the cat out of the bag. He’s evil! They’re toast!!

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