Top 8 Reasons You Absolutely DON’T Need A Gun

Too bad the staff and faculty in Oxford, Michigan were not allowed o bring a gun to the classroom.  Instead the students and teachers were sitting ducks for a crazy kid—now three are dead thanks to the refusal of the School Board to allow teachers to protect the students.

6) Nobody’s going to break into your house when there’s plenty of free stuff to loot at Target: Relax. Seriously.

#7) Your much manlier neighbor already has a gun: You can just borrow his if you really need it! 

#8) Gun handling is best left to the professionals: Like Alec Baldwin. 

So do the world a favor and DON’T buy a gun. Don’t visit an online store for a fantastic deal on a firearm. Just don’t.

Just some of the reason you do not need a gun—only criminals should be allowed to have them, you are not trustworthy enough to protect yourself.

Top 8 Reasons You Absolutely DON’T Need A Gun

BabylonBee.com, 11/26/21 

Are you thinking about buying a gun? Ew. What’s wrong with you? Gross! Just… ew. Guns are very problematic, and so are the people who use them. You don’t need one. Here’s why. 

#1) You can always count on the police to protect you: That’s just a fact. Police are proven 100% effective at protecting innocent people! 

#2) There’s no evidence to suggest the government would ever overstep and try to take away your rights: A government has literally never done this. Don’t be so paranoid! 

#3) Guns make journalists wet their pants: If you live near a journalist and he hears you own a gun, he may wet his pants. You don’t want something like that on your conscience. 

#4) Guns are NOT cool and awesome and fun to shoot and useful for protection: Just trust us on this. We’re journalists.

#5) Criminals have guns and use them to do bad things: You don’t want to be like a criminal, do you? 

#6) Nobody’s going to break into your house when there’s plenty of free stuff to loot at Target: Relax. Seriously.

#7) Your much manlier neighbor already has a gun: You can just borrow his if you really need it! 

#8) Gun handling is best left to the professionals: Like Alec Baldwin. 

So do the world a favor and DON’T buy a gun. Don’t visit an online store for a fantastic deal on a firearm. Just don’t.

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Comments

  1. Paint Brush says

    Here’s seven reasons why we should carry a gun: 1. 1929 the Soviet Union took guns from the citizens, then murdered twenty million defenseless people. 2. 1911 Turkey took its citizen’s guns and murdered fifteen million defenseless Armenians. 3. 1939 Germany took its citizen’s guns, then murdered thirteen million defenseless Jews. 4. China took the guns, then murdered 20 million defenseless political dissidents. 5. 1964 Guatemala took all the guns, then murdered 100,000 defenseless Mayan citizens, 6. 1970 Uganda took the guns, murdered 300,000 defenseless Christians. 7.1975 Cambodia took guns and murdered one million defenseless people.
    When will the fact be realized that gun control is a tool for those seeking absolute power of life and death over others? When will the fact be recognized that lack of mental health support in this country is the major contributor to mass shootings as is lack of parental support by our system. When will it be understood that if legal guns were not allowed, only illegal guns will be among us, used by criminals and easily obtained on the black market.

  2. Tojo said beware if you invade the USA, there will be armed citizens behind tree and bush.

    Why I should have a gun…. The criminal (2x’felon) living across the street who has threatened my life and his criminal kids.

    Any questions? Consult Smith and Wesson

  3. Extended life says

    A great painted image…

  4. If you are a law-abiding citizen and own a gun, and you have a child under 18 living at home, beware of teachers and counselors asking every student if their parent owns any guns! I don’t know what is done with that information but it’s not hard to imagine that it is provided to the police “in case” the parent’s gun is used in a shooting, accidental or otherwise.

    Beware also of physicians making a “routine inquiry” whether you own a gun or if there are any guns in your home. Same issue. It’s no business of any of these people. Liberals know that the first step in getting rid of all guns is to find out who owns them/where they are.

    I am not a gun owner but stand with the NRA and the people who are armed – for the exact reasons mentioned by Paint Brush. I do carry pepper gel …

  5. If the United States Supreme Court rules that the Second Amendment means that citizens can concealed carry outside the home, look for crime to plunge everywhere in the country. Criminals are extremely leery about committing crime when they aren’t sure who has a gun and who does not have a gun. Even a Democrat can figure this out.

  6. UpChuck.Liberals says

    Justice Thomas, during the case against the abortion law yesterday, referenced the ‘clearly worded 2nd Amendment as to the intent of the Bill of Rights’. I did paraphrase this but it was pretty darn clear where the 2A cases coming up are going be headed if he has his way. Now of course the ‘wise Latina’ will have other things to muck up.

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